advises ... Manager The Bank Bank Manager: Well, you know, there's £500 you don't use at all. Have you thought about investing it in a good security? Customer: Yes, it's most unbusinesslike of me. I really ought to do some- thing about it. Bank Manager: It's a pity not to lend it to the Country when the need is so great. Customer: What do you think would be the best thing to do? Bank Manager: What about 3% Defence Bonds? They're a very attractive investment—no depreciation—your money back in full and £1 bonus on every £100 after seven years.